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one day, the mainstream National Media in America were playing innocently on a meadow in their wholesome, child-like way, when they decided to play an old, favorite, game of theirs: making a cubby house with their university degrees and then hiding scar-ded-ly [sic] inside -- sometimes they invited liberal arts students to play this game with them -- in order to make scared, they needed a monster, and fashioned one like a snowman but made from their own poopy, this monster they called 'the truth', and after busily fashioning it, they quickly ran inside their university-degree cubbihouses and made scared, running and screaming in their makeshift tent.... above them, a glacier was melting quickly and an avalanche of water threatened to put a tragic end to their childish fun...