as the two fished for breakfast... Jacob thanked the Colbert cutout for his presence during Christmas, 'it's just great, you hear?'... said Jacob... he looked at the cardboard cutout's crotch area and noticed there was some vanilla custard there... he must have spilled some of his brekky thought Jacob, 'thanks for coming Mr. Colbert,' he added for good measure...
Jacob realized that what he wanted to do was war... he could go to Iraq and fight for the insurgency, or for the Americans... or he could go to Mexico and get involved in the drug wars.... or he could use the Iraq idea in Afghanistan or he could become a terrorist........ he decided to go visit a cousin in LA first thinking maybe he could just get a 9 to 5 and be an occasional urban serial killer........... 'it's all good,' he said to himself (and the 2-dimensional Colbert cutout) as he placed it in the convertible and threw some sand on the fire ....
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