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shit-eating cock whore David Letterman decides to go on a holiday to Greece... after he saw the riots on week after week after week after week after week after week after week after week........... this normal Western European country had imploded on itself, perhaps there was an identity crisis being that Greece was really in Eastern Europe...... but was always 'Western'........ or maybe Greece's English name created confusion in the markets due to its homophonic status with the word 'grease'...... either way, Letterman, who used the word 'I' more than any other person, and whose show was always a celebration of his own quirks and foibles... decided he needed a holiday where he wasn't the focus of attention......... hence Greece........... he hoped to snap some shots of protestors bashing policemen's brains in....... take pictures of bloody faces......... he expected to catch a train or a bus or a plane nowhere within Greece as everyone was on strike......... he packed rations good for the week he planned to spend there -- as the restaurants would all be on strike..... 'better pack some num-chuks,' said Dave