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on the other side of things the real Perino settled in to her new life as Paris Hilton: some sunny skies, big mansion, swimming pool, reality tv show to find a new best friend to party with.... for the first day or so it was pretty cool and different being Paris Hilton in la la land... but the great vibe was soon to wear off -- and when it did -- Ja Rule was there to kick the door down and let a whole bunch of vampires into the Hilton mansion -- Perino and her potential new best friends also started morphing into vampires and a vampire clusterf*ck was at hand, wooden stakes thru hearts, faces that melted and bubbled flesh, teeth that morphed into fangs... chest hair that grew from nowhere -- giant black bat wings and human bodies that morphed into monsters from Hieronymous Bosch paintings.... everyone out to kill and tear neck flesh apart and suck blood......