Leonardo came up w. Excellent plans for a snow.proof airport runway and fowarded them to the Pentagon...basically a large section of grates or steel grids would b kept gently heated to melt and let subside massive amounts of falling snow... Planes would b able to land safely on the grids... 'make it happen' scribbled Leonardo on a memo w. His left hand while he played computer chess w. The right...and sent off the plans on email...
Jacob threw some shoes and cash at cornjob o.brien and yelled at him to get out of iraq...
'look at it jerk King off? Is that what u said?' Jacob asked the Colbert cutout who continued watching the king obrien interview..
Obrien founded the famous australian windscreen company that bore his name...
'beethoven im here,' signed Jacob to beethoven, 'to help u overcome ur shyness beating women up... Now look,' said Jacob... 'Fill in the gaps on the boxing gloves, put the pain in Spain' said Jacob and placed some boxing gloves with the coat of arms of spain on them and an 's' followed by four hypens 's - - - -'... Now mark this music by some lads from england: ''prodigy,'' and so saying Jacob placed next to the gloves some sheet music that completely outlined every bleep and bloop of the prodigy song, ''smack my bitch up''... 8eethoven turned his gays (sic) from the gloves to the sheet music... 'mark the long and enduring falsetto midway thru here beethoven in d flat... Can u see d flat? Yes there it is, that is d flat...' Or da apartment in american english... The latter Jacob said without signing to beethoven as a little joke to himself... And the colbert cutout... 'beethoven... These r different times to ur own... Women have so many rights now... Scientists almost have snow proof airport runways and they are working on a drug to make men lactate so as they breastfeed the kids themselves... Women all wear pants and have degrees and will soon run the pentagon... They've just let gaze (sic) into the military.... If u dont beat the shit out of Rhianna in ur next ...a... Bout then feminist dykes everywhere will be mighty put out... Do it for Mozart,' added Jacob as a last xtra pitch.
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