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No-one that watched Paris Hilton's my new bff could possibly be happy thought Perino as she played Hilton.... she began to feel suicidal as the seratonin and dopamine drained completely from her hapless brain as it was surrounded by the utterly morbid stupidity of Hilton's show........ during a toilet break -- Perino/Hilton saw some happy Moslems walking around on the street -- it was a vision of paradise -- she excused herself from the Hilton mansion and the BFF show that was draining her dopamine and seratonin and craved the company of the Moslem mosque across the road.... before long, as she was so depressed by the day-to-day reality of Hilton's reality TV show 'BFF', Perino decided to become a suicide bomber with the help of the Imams at the mosque...... if you're gonna suicide, why not take out 100 dildos with you? was the rationale...