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the next thing that happens in our story is amazing.... the secret boardroom of Illuminati that pulled off 9/11 and held the patents to engines running on water, consisting of George H.W. Bush, Mr. T, etc, (as seen in the 'Stonecutters' episode of the Simpsons)... decide to use a zapper like in the Men in Black movie to pull a s-witch-er-roo on Paris Hilton and Dana Perino, former White House spokesperson,... in a twinkling of an eye, the two were zapped and switched over... the results were interesting to say the least...