in LA, Perino masquerading as Hilton on her mtv show 'my new bff 2' was about to learn how retarded some ppl could be and would end up having more respect and Love for the humanity of Moslems than ever before.... at Duke's in Malibu, Perino starts crying about how some paparrazzi took a picture of her wearing green panties and then ppl on the internet brushed it up to make it show someone else's coochie how sad that made her -- then she starts crying about how Britney used her for her music career.... Perino/Hilton was the one that encouraged Britney's striking new no panties look for the paparrazzi in the first place in 2007 -- so Perino/Hilton was being pretty silly .... but no matter - becoz on season two, David would be there to wear high heels or corrective footwear, a skirt or kilt and there was the really gay dude, what an interesting crowd -- still, every night before bunking down in the Hilton mansion, Perino was richer than ever now, Hilton couldn't help feeling conflicted: Iran bad, Muslims bad, Muslims throwing rocks to stone unfaithful women to death: wrong wrong wrong! everything in her education taught her that! even dubya wouldn't have disagreed!.... but soft! spending day after day with Hilton's potential new BFFs like David and the gay guy and all the dopey sycophantic girls, Perino starts to want to stone a woman to death! ... the conflict was too great for Perino's mind -- a battle within ensued.........
after seeing the 1st season where there was a lot of vampire blood, the Satan-worshipping woodland critters from South Park who were wont to have blood-orgies, first slaying a sacfrificial critter, then gorging on the blood and then engaging in a group-orgy smothered with the sacrificial victim's blood.... after seeing that, the woodland critters wanted a piece of all the blood and such...
there was even an australian LA entertainment reporter asking the potential BFFs questions ... of course it was of the nazi aborigine-genociding anglo-saxon variety becoz they were the only ones the americans liked becoz the americans subconsciously believed they were english
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