Tuesday, December 14, 2010

mumble mumble yo mama next part, aight?

Another devout Catholic, Sean Hannity from Fox News channel approached his crucifix God altar to say his nightly prayers:

"God, six - six - six, that is all, amen," Mr Hannity was about to get of his kneeling knees when he returned to the prayer position, "oh and God, I almost forgot, thank you for making Jesus suffer terribly in this moment of his existence that I will forever cherish: the cruxifixion. God, if it pleases you, I have a favor to ask: please make President Obama and his family suffer the same pain, or less pain but die in a car accident anyway, or something like that, please do away with your annointed one like this God, thank you, six six six, oh and please make O'Reilly suffer too; that is all, thank you. Six six six."

So prayed Hannity before accosting for sleep.

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