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after that crazy episode of Fox and Friends with Hilton as a Perino imposter, the producers went into damage control and the show went on... but some weeks later, despite nobody discovering about the personality swap, Varney went missing --- police suspected foul play and the cast of Law and Order went in to investigate... there were at least a score of lawyers from Law and Order and Fox News monitoring the case, it seemed that Hilton, who everyone still thought was Perino, that bombshell would come out later, had a defense lawyer that argued that Varney's death was caused by Hilton mistreating him, but that Hilton sincerely thought he was a dog, not a human, somewhat reminiscent to the South Park episode, 'Stupid spoiled whore', which features Hilton in a similar story....