next thing Jacob wanted the 2-dimensional dvd-rental cardboard cutout to meet his little sister in small town California not far from Palm Springs near Arizona....
'she's a musician,' said Jacob, 'from Australia...'
'what does she play? is that what you're asking me? it's a new funky kind of instrument she's created, it's a stick and she's nailed bottle caps onto it and shakes it around for a great sound.... are we white trash? yes sir, yes we are... we're related to Charles Manson...'
Jacob stopped at a little town with a few houses and a strip mall visible... he stopped outside one shack and honked the horn... out came a 15 year old girl...
'crikey cobbler, who's your friend there? can i suck him off for $5,' said Jacob's little sister...
'no you leave him alone, he's mine,' said Jacob holding his little sister at bay with his palm on her forehead.... at this point something crazy went down... the
2-dimensional dvd-rental cardboard cutout must have been on crystal meth at the time and hallucinating because the next thing that happened was Jacob's little sister was decapitated and there was blood all over the Colbert cardboard cutout....
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