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Eve began mocking Jacob (Billy-Bob) Ladder that he was a lousy lover and was only good at making it with a cardboard cut-out and that he couldn't even get a real boyfriend, just a cardboard cutout -- it was mighty unsettling to Jacob and he snapped at her baiting and started punching her out a little --- perhaps she enjoyed it --- but most likely it was bittersweet for her... she baited him some more and this time he really crossed the line, he took out a gun and fixed to shoot out one of her kneecaps -- she saw what he was up to and begged forgiveness, 'please no, please no, please no, don't shoot me, i'm sorry, you're a great love, i am a very negative influence on you...'

those were the magic words Jacob needed to hear and he picked up his new love interest (the Colbert cardboard cutout) and placed it in the passenger seat of his two-seater convertible and jumped behind the steering wheel without bothering to open a door and sped away spraying gravel into the camera.......

as they two cruised along the beautiful arizona highway, Jacob talked to his new lover some more,

'you're the best friend i've ever had, you've never turned on me, i love you...' the two rode on in silence after that, Jacob figured the Colbert cutout was just as exhilerated as he was.....

'woooohooooooo!' screamed Jacob as they motored along, he was free of Eve once and for all... he would never have to see her again....... 'where should we go to my little petit-ami?' Jacob asked the Colbert cutout.... 'to LA? is that what you said?' asked Jacob.... and nodding, he agreed, 'well then to LA it is....'