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wealthy and moderately famous elderly french industrialist from Nice with a penchant for Alice in Chains music had developed an obsession with CNNs Colleen McEdwards... He had taken to, in his dwindling years before his impending death... To having an assisstant follow him everywhere with a tv set on a trolley showing McEdwards head everywhere he went.... Whoof! He teed off on hole one at the golf course and there was McEdwards mug on a tv set on a trolley on wheels saying, 'great shot Claude,'... Obviously mssr. Du bois' assisstant was kept busy in his free time cueing and setting up all kinds of dialog for Claude... At the local country club dance hall Claude danced around w. His trolley w. Its tv on top w. The likeable mug... There was
Claude moshing with the teenagers, his tv and trolley bouncing next to him... The talking head on the screen even rocked back and forth like someone out of a guns and roses videoclip... Claude was so rich, the village couldnt say no to the crazy fool when he invited them all to his wedding...with the tv and trolley... To mcedwards... As the food was
so good and the wine so abundant....
'that Claude du bois is a real nutty eccentric... But what wealth, good god!' said the villagers.

Later, the old man finally died and the entire village turned out for the funeral and to see what he had willed and to whom at the village courthouse.