On Fox News, the spirited Glenn Beck was doing some wargaming and crystal-ball gazing and the usual navel-gazing... finally he presented the following scary conondrum to his audience:
"Homeys," he said imitating Marge Simpson, "what are we gonna do in 20 years time when the EU is dictating to us how much gas we can have? Picture this..."
Then Glenn Beck's show played a tape they made of an American President, 20 years hence, making an important national speech from the oval office,
"...my fellow Americans," said the President of USA in 2030, "as you know, due to recent events in the European Union, it has no longer become feasible for us to prevent M&M's from melting in our hands, therefore, effective immediately, all American taxpayers, regardless of the citizenship status, will receive the following small pack in the mail," at this point the 2030 President ripped open a transparent plastic bagging featuring a styrofoam plate with a map of America on it and a plastic spoon, "those Americans running short on food are advized to crap on their plates, and then pig out, bon appetite!" said the President mimicking how one would eat crap from one's own plate.
Who said Glenn Beck wasn't a scare-monger?
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