opera introduced her next guest, Montel, who would be running some blood tests to find out who of actman, crowe, newton-john had the purest aryan-english genes... And whose genes were fraudulently inter-fused w. Irish gened...meantime jackarse-man clarified his politics...
'look, opera, do i go to the beijing olympics and tell those slaphead gooks how to run their show? Non anglos r here as guests and r subjects or her most holy royal majesty the queen to make kebabs, keep accounts and so forth, all the brainular jobs r for the real aussies along w. The kmart jobs... This is our country.'
'that.s right,' affirmed kiddingman, 'alot of ppl will try to tell u that aust. Aborigines r autralian...theyre not, they.re from papua new guinea and need to b shot.'
'surely u understand opera, its a question of aryan supremacy, by giving token jobs to u and montel, we can keep the yellowman at bay, at least in america, right now 7% of americans r asian...can u imagine if that number were to grow? Pretty soon they would take over like theyre doing here in australia and america would never have another recession again and ur best friends would be half gook.'
'perish the thought lordy me,' said opera, 'now while we wait on montel we.re gonna have a quick update on that competition we started to give african american men who have spent more then 20 minutes with there baby-mommas after the first child new non-english sounding names, pls welcome francisco bellafontay! (cheers) francisco, how do u like ur new non-english
sounding name and r u still w. Ur baby momma? Five hours later?'
'i love the new name, so much hipper than richard clydesdale... With the baby momma im only still w. Her if i remain inert while she is in the same room... I dumped her three hours after she gave birth to our first child, who needs condoms? wassup rustling? (high fives rustling crowe) got any kiwis... He he he he'...
Mr. 8ellafontay sure had white teeth.
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