half the world couldn't go to work becoz they were flooded or snowed in... everyone said it's great and blinked, fulfilling Nietzsche's philosophy about the last man - that he will say, 'we have created happiness,' and blink......
Jacob rolled up outside the Colbert cutout party at 230am and the Colbert cutout was standing there with a brick on the ground just behind him...... maybe he had crapped his pants....
brick in spanish is ladrillo --- to bark (like a dog) in spanish is ladrar --- the spanish word for bark on a tree trunk does not at all in any way resemble 'ladrar'
Jacob picked up the COlbert cutout and followed thru on his plan to meet up with his homeboy Beethoven who was in town --- Beethoven had lost his hearing completely and was almost finished composing Fur Elise..... Jake rocked up with an ear of corn on the cob just to be corny.......
at Beethoven's Larry King was interviewing Corn-job O'brien....... Conan couldn't stop talking about the cashew nut and then started talking macro-economics and coined a new word: cash-ues which was a conjoining of cash and issues and used to describe a lack of liquidity in specific marketplaces/markets/zones/places, etc.... King and O'brien went on to compare alien life forms that could travel quicker than the speed of light in spaceships and pulverize and make tall buildings implode as stone-age Talibanis becoz they didn't have marching bands like in america with baton-twirlers and football and hockey..... no wonder the Russians never wanted anything to do with the americans (and vica-versa) -- and that explained why America's only friend was Great Britain, a country full of homosexual scum-of-the-earth......
'that's some seriously fucking kickarse music!' said Jacob to Beethoven sincerely.... but Beethoven couldn't here him so Jacob got in front of him while he sat and played the piano and mimed out his enthusiasm.........
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