(continued from previous posting)... it wasn't some political dissident in Asia popular with some gringos half a world away .... the dopest, phattest, silliest and raddest person was... according to the big machine and the expert input, that person's name was:
Bobby Brown (the black rapper)....
when the announcement was made at St. Peter's in Italy... at Time Square in NYC... in all the EU capitals of Europe and minor sub-cities... everywhere.... the first reaction was everyone thought it was Michael Jackson as they never knew who Bobby Brown was and two black ppl were too many to remember after you stored some boxer names like Hollyfield and Tyson and knew about the existence of Morgan Freeman and Denzel Washington away on a couple of brain synapses and drank or bumped some others away... in short, everyone thought it was a crock except for the Africans who was glad the global study revealed an African was figured the greatest human currently alive... everyone else started to riot.... Americans were so glad their Constitution had a provision to carry all the weapons they liked and create local militias and that each State could regulate itself.... as with the staggeringly disappointing announcement, after years of study and supercomputers and the input and hoopla of so many great scientists revealed such a disappointing result... anarchy was all that was left -- the Europeans were for-most in the thuggery -- their nasty Aryan inbred genes were dying to pitch up pitchforks and mount a riot, first Greece descended into anarchy, babies skulls being stomped on in the streets, excess children being gunned down in public.... the French Revolution on steroids... every day in Europe, for centuries......... that's how much everyone hated that UN study.........
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