mumble mumble yo mama

stalwart Laura Ingram from Fox News was worshipped by a small tribe of pygmies in the Amazon rainforest that led a primitive existence...every year they trapped a .big person. From the nearest town many days trek hither else they kidnapped some such scientist in the jungle visiting from somewhere more developed..every year, during Festivus, the village celebrated the harvest and made merry...the culmination was the sacrificial slaying of the shit.eating cock whores to the great white god Laura Ingram...one year she was invited to attend..and accepted...