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Dana Perino as Paris Hilton sucked becoz Paris Hilton sucked.... but also becoz Dana Perino sucked... first there was a roast... Kathy Griffin was the most sickening vampires in attendance.... after blaming 10 Saudis for years for making the world trade centres fall at free-fall-speed-in-a-vacuum and making the plane in Shanksville disappear, Perino, who possibly sold her Soul to the Devil for some bubble-gum at age 10 would say that one of the Saudi hijackers passports survived the crash landing with the world trade cnt to come to rest on the pavement nicely --- 'focus', thought Perino, 'what is my motivation, I am human, I play games, I am American,' with all these Is and me me me's and I am this and I am that Perino finally got back into character as Hilton, 'I love nazi satan worshipping aboriginal-genociding anglo-saxon Australians becoz i see myself as an anglo-saxon,' and by affirming this to herself, Perino was ready to continue her role as Hilton.... it came at a price though -- Perino lost thousands of brain cells playing this role and living this life... without even abusing alcohol or drugs........ the more she played this role, the more likely she would want to reincarnate as a Moslem in her afterlife.......