Putin's advisors and the Hollywood film producers assigned to Beethoven somehow mysteriously got swapped by a time machine or something like that and it all worked out for the best, Beethoven was assisted in his Spanish Armada flick by a bunch of old-world Russians instead of nouveau sunny-Californians from LA... it made things easier for Beethoven to understand as the Russians were closer to his European way of thinking.... in turn, Putin, who thought he would be assisted by Interior Ministry Russians turned out to be assisted from woe to weal by slick Southern Californian producers:
"Look Vlad man, you've seen MTV's Jersey-licious or whatever it's called with Pookie and all the Italian Guidos --- violence works! scandal works! the viewers around the world, not just in America but in Russia, everywhere, they want scandal: it sells, they love it. So we say, INCLUDE the loansharks -- blackmail the Raskalnikov kid, and do it all ON CAMERA - for the world to see -- it will seal your popularity. Have you seen Sarah Palin's reality TV show? What a bore -- bear hunting in Alaska, please. Look we have a lot riding on this, full-blown production starts in September, there's not much time left..."
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